A CraZ Day

One day, I went to the library. When I stepped inside and said hi to everyone , I heard a responding CRASH!!! Next, I saw a book with a note in my hand. The note spoke to me and said, "number 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, go five blocks to the right, 555,555 miles up, six steps to the right. I looked up. I saw a rocket ship! I hadn't realized but I accidentally pushed a button that launched the ship! I was doomed because I can't go back. I looked out the window. AAUGGH! I had burned the earth!!! When I got off the rocket ship, I saw a talking trap. It had black legs, black hands, a mouse trap body, and a piece of glass with lava inside it. The trap told me to follow it. I finally had a companion! I followed it and found 100,000,000,095 pieces of gold! That trap sure has talent because It had showed me how to get the gold. Then I looked up and saw Earth in one piece. I'm guessing that the person who made the ship tried to fool me while getting the gold. Well not this time!