How to be friends with spongebob

1. Wear a washing suit like this  1
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2. make sure you put sponges in your suit

3. don't ask why

4. laugh like this when your near him:

AAAAHAHHHAAHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Z :"D

5. your done